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• Nov 11, 2026, 8:06 PM

  The thing that’s really surprising about this Scalia misquote thing is that it seems like lawyers would be used to hendiadys? “Cease and desist,” “aid and abet,” etc.

  I mean, maybe not “surprising,” given who it’s from, but odd that anybody has taken this seriously as a legal test.

• Nov 11, 2026, 3:13 AM(1 mention)

  tired: bro
  wired: broseph
  inspired: euobrocephalus

• Nov 6, 2026, 7:16 PM(2 mentions)

  wait sorry now you’re claiming the cybertruck is going away? haha look, you had me going for a few days, but this never should have made it out of the writers room. suspension of disbelief smdh

• Oct 2, 2026, 7:55 AM(1 mention)

  Stop trying to make Raymond happen

  

• Sep 29, 2026, 3:27 AM(5 mentions)

  À la recherche du temps perdududu.

  

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